Dwyane Wade Gives A Few Responses To His Ex-Wife’s Accusations, Agrees To Pay Her $5 Million

The battle between D. Wade and his ex-wife just keeps getting uglier.
Days after Siohvaughn Funches was spotted in downtown Chicago with signs that said she was on the streets and claiming Dwyane is making it very hard for her to get some mommy time with the couple’s kids, Dwyane Wade shot back in a series of Instagram posts.  One read:

“#REALLY #whatyoutalkingaboutwillis #aintnobodygottimeforthat

and another:

I had my headphones on..Did y’all hear something????..#stopit #dontbefooled #storiessellpapers #movingon

He also released an official statement from his lawyer earlier today, claiming Siohvaughn is nowhere near homeless since he provides her with $25,000 monthly which covers her mortgage, maintenance, 4 cars, insurance, taxes and attorney fees.

Dwyane Wade and his ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches have reached a financial settlement. The agreement was submitted in court last Tuesday, July 16 prior to Ms. Funches’ recent unfounded and erratic public display outside the courthouse this past Friday. Dwyane Wade has made several requests over the years to settle this matter, despite Ms. Funches having 16 different attorneys and 2 arrests throughout this process. Mr. Wade has provided a very generous settlement to Ms. Funches to continue to live a wonderful lifestyle for the rest of her life.

Despite false allegations by Ms. Funches claiming to be “homeless” and “destitute,” Dwyane Wade has maintained over the years financial support to his ex-wife by providing her with income over $25,000 on a monthly basis, timely paid for her home mortgage, maintenance and security at the house, 4 cars, insurance, taxes and all of her attorney fees throughout this process. Ms. Funches has made a mockery of homelessness which is a serious and personal issue for Mr. Wade as his mother was homeless for a period of time when he was a child.

Dwyane Wade was awarded sole custody of their sons by the court in 2011. The safety and wellbeing of his children are his main priority. Due to Ms. Funches’ current unstable mental state, her visitation will be determined by the court. Mr. Wade continues to hope that one day he will have a civil relationship with his ex-wife for the sake of their sons.”

According to the Chicago Sun Times, on Monday a judge decided to award Siohvaughn $5 million in the divorce settlement, as well as a Chicago mansion and four cars. Dwyane and Siohvaughn are also to refrain from making any further disparaging remarks about each other in public, as well as each other’s family members and significant others (Gabrielle Union included.) Although it seems like somewhat of a win for Siohvaughn, outside the courtroom, she expressed her displeasure by saying, “My voice isn’t for sale, my story isn’t for sale, no thank you.”
From the outside looking in, it looks as though these two may need some type of parental counseling together so that they can come to a peaceful agreement for the sake of their kids. If this keeps up, their sons will either grow up despising their mother or they will one day resent their father.